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“Mr. Karp is tall and skinny, with unflinching blue eyes and a mop of brown hair. He speaks incredibly fast and in complete paragraphs.”
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1. “Somehow I wound up in Murray Hill, waiting for elephants to come out of a tunnel.”

   — Caroline McCarthy
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   Posted on March 19th, 2008 at 2:54am Posted 6 months ago
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   Posted on March 19th, 2008 at 1:19am Posted 6 months ago
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   Posted on March 19th, 2008 at 12:46am Posted 6 months ago
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   The elephants are coming.
   Posted on March 19th, 2008 at 12:34am Posted 6 months ago
5. Marco: Poked by Ian?
   Marco: Remove poke.
   
   Posted on March 18th, 2008 at 3:25pm Posted 6 months ago
6. [Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

   Grafton Primary — I Can Cook (Miami Horror remix)
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   Posted on March 17th, 2008 at 3:34am Posted 6 months ago
7. Robert: four hundred dollars!
   Robert: but I decided not to.
   Robert: but really
   Robert: like what'st he difference between a focus group and a porn
   Robert: except you're not answering questions
   Robert: and you're naked
   
   Posted on March 16th, 2008 at 7:08pm Posted 6 months ago
8. “I don’t know about taxes — I was going to integrate open social tomorrow.”

   — [withheld]
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   Posted on March 14th, 2008 at 1:27am Posted 7 months ago
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   Posted on March 14th, 2008 at 1:20am Posted 7 months ago
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    Posted on March 14th, 2008 at 1:20am Posted 7 months ago