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Mr. Karp is tall and skinny, with unflinching blue eyes and a mop of brown hair. He speaks incredibly fast and in complete paragraphs.”
— NY Observer

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  1. Lindsey?
    Lindsey?
  2. Uh huh
    Uh huh
  3. Bijan and I got tickets yesterday :(
    Bijan and I got tickets yesterday :(
  4. Charles scared everyone at the party
    Charles scared everyone at the party
  5. I totally made Amir think I was gay tonight…
  6. Marco, Amir, ME, and Jake (suh-weet photo by tiffany)
    Marco, Amir, ME, and Jake (suh-weet photo by tiffany)
  7. The burning question: How effectively will “America’s Whore” be able to monetize her new-found fame?
  8. We’re not just sure. We’re HIV positive.
    — Cartman
  9. Spark Limited Partner Summit
    Spark Limited Partner Summit
  10. Me + Bijan against Santo and a billionaire lady
    Me + Bijan against Santo and a billionaire lady