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“Mr. Karp is tall and skinny, with unflinching blue eyes and a mop of brown hair. He speaks incredibly fast and in complete paragraphs.”
— NY Observer

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Page 44
  1. “I would totally recommend it. Because if I had to sit through that shit, so should you.”
    — Charles
  2. “I remember the day the principal came in and told us they were installing urinal cakes in the bathroom and that we shouldn’t touch them or eat them.”
    — EJ
  3. Charles: I think it would be fun to do obsessive girlfriend type things to our investors.
    Charles: Like, "John Borthwick, I had a dream that you talked to one of my competitors."
    Charles: "Why would you do that?"
  4. “I’m a busy guy, like everybody else thinks they are.”
    — Jakob
  5. God damnit – our coffee shop :(
    God damnit – our coffee shop :(
  6. We’re in Time Out this week!
    We’re in Time Out this week!
  7. I really love mist.  Every memory I have of moments where I was inspired or in love I imagine with everything out the windows just fading into mist. And I have a recurring dream where I’m on a metal platform (I also have a thing for giant rusty industrial equipment) that fades into a blue mist in every direction, like I’m surrounded by sky.  (image via nevver)
    I really love mist.  Every memory I have of moments where I was inspired or in love I imagine with everything out the windows just fading into mist. And I have a recurring dream where I’m on a metal platform (I also have a thing for giant rusty industrial equipment) that fades into a blue mist in every direction, like I’m surrounded by sky.  (image via nevver)
  8. Upgrades!
    Upgrades!
  9. What happens if you touch a MagSafe to your tongue?
  10. “This is total bullshit. Hasbro is wrong. Wikipedia is wrong.”
    — Marco just lost an argument about Risk